Reese Witherspoon Is Engaged....

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  Reese Witherspoon is engaged to agent Jim Toth. They've been dating since last January, shortly after Reese and Jake Gyllenhaal broke up. Toth's met her kids and done everything right, which means her lisp has finally become the most interesting thing about her. - People
  
  
  
  

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  55 year old Kelsey Grammer also confirmed his engagement to 29 year old Kayte Walsh. He said "Kayte and I are marrying because we are engaged, and we are engaged because we are in love and see no reason to postpone our happiness any longer. We are planning something we wish to be a private affair among several of our friends. Anything else is
  
  conjecture and false. Kayte and I are the only reliable source for this story. End of story." Oh really Kelsey? You're getting married because you're engaged? Are you sure it's not because you're a desperate piece of crap who doesn't even get out of his car when he's picking up his daughter from the train station in the Hamptons? – EW